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| Source: Sun Online |
Being a responsible news media, Sun Online protects its readers from Jesus by publishing a poor quality photograph of the offending banner clumsily placed on one side (which I have reproduced here cropped and rotated 90° in Paint, out of concern for your necks)
This might seem funny to my average reader, but I assure you this is no laughing matter.
As I have previously pointed out on this blog, Maldivians are perhaps the world's truest Christians - being the only population in the world that is seemingly just one visual stimulus away from dropping their Islamic pretenses and following in the path of Jesus, their Lord and Saviour.
The Sun Online reporter, for instance, notes that his magazine was being contacted by "concerned citizens" who were no doubt beginning to question their Islamic faith after seeing the prophetic images of Jesus popping up everywhere.
According to Mooinc, the design consultants who came up with the concept, the banners attempt to capture the theme of cultural and religious diversity in South Asia, which I'm shocked to learn actually consists of several countries that are not the Maldives, and not all of whom are '100%' genetically coded Muslims.
Maybe it is just me, but I can also easily spot a Buddhist chakra and other religious motifs in the same picture that Sun Online has published. But clearly, the power of Christ compels this Maldivian reporter to ignore everything else, and focus the headline exclusively on the Kimono-wearing awesomeness of Jesus.
This conforms completely to the prevailing theory that if Maldivians were to convert away from Islam, it will automatically be into the welcoming arms of Christ.
Thus we have the Kasauti generation of Maldivian women who can sit through hours of Ekta Kapoor produced bullshit on TV, yet remain completely impervious to the constant stream of Hindu religious rites, rituals and deities that are often depicted in them.
But an image of Christ hanging at the airport? Call in the National Guard!
Wait. Turns out the National Defense force is in Addu and - holy crap! Are those sniffer DOGS?!
That guy in the middle alone would make any bomb disarm itself. Just saying.
[Source: Haveeru Online]
Dogs are right up there with Jesus Christ in their ability to shatter the average Maldivian's religious beliefs.
To be very clear, the average Maldivian runs into stray dogs all the time when visiting neighboring countries like India and Sri Lanka, and the worst that happens is some mild amusement.
The sniffer dogs brought in for security purposes at Addu, for instance, have become controversial enough to attract multiple reports in the local media.
Even the MNDF officials are at pains to convince a wary public that these infidel dogs will be handled only by their Sri Lankan handlers because quite conceivably, the dogs might magically pass on the kaafir to our innocent MNDF personnel and, I presume, turn them homosexual.
You already see one guy taking pictures of our infantry's posteriors
[Source: Haveeru Online]
Clearly, our Zionist overlords have once again come up with a clever plan to disrupt the country's religious unity with magic Jesus banners, and they've also infiltrated our Defense forces with canine warriors, but I'm glad that our media - and at least one Sun Online reporter - is right there on the front lines, risking everything to bring us crucial, timely reports on issues of such national importance as banners hanging in airports.
~Peace!
~Peace!
