It's a cruel world.

It's ironic how an anti-romance, anti-V day, short, gravity friendly guy with a bifurcated beard has multiple young wives, whereas a one-in-a-trillion odds defying gay-christian-atheist-zionist-jew like me who's all for the red hearts and chocolates thing has to suffer from protracted Acute Romance Deficit disorder.

Oh fate, thou art a cruel heartless bitch.

Fareed: 1

Yaamyn : nil.

Dammit.