Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Attn: Maldives Police Service

Dear Maldives Police Service,

I know we have a love-hate relationship. And I know things have been hard recently for both of us. I sometimes find it hard to acknowledge it, but I do realize it is not your fault that your government is controlled by the Taliban. I understand it is your job to keep a tab on critics of your Wahhabi Ministry. So believe me. I absolutely, totally understand your need to snoop on my blog.

Having said that, there are some lines that should never be crossed, and today you crossed it.

I got a comment in my inbox today from a certain 'msathyh@hotmail.com'.

""It is my right as a citizen to demand a secular state"  go brother go! so finally the words are coming out from you. the real reason why you are back is clear. you write everything openly but you deny to your family saying that you're not against religion but against politicians. huh!! must salute your humanitarian.. you never raised concerns for victims of rapists or in fact no any other issue beyond the beard and sheiks. what a pity!"

Now, that's a perfectly valid comment. I am charged with not raising concern for victims of rapists. 

(Unfortunately, this allegation is not true at all because I consider all sexual activities with children as rape of the worst kind - a rape of innocence. I have strongly condemned all pedophiles / pedophilia-promoting sheikhs in the past. One Dr. Abu Ameenah Bilal Philips comes strongly to my mind)

I also understand that msathyh is probably not the most technically competent person alive. Being a police media official, however, she should ideally be familiar with the concept of a Google search. I understand that the Police Service has better things to do with its funds (like snooping on bloggers, for instance)  than to train its officials in basic life skills.

So, me being the kindly nice person I am,  let me present a Free Tutorial for msathyh, and any other police official denied such basic training.

1) First, direct your browser to www.google.com, thusly: 


Now press Enter.

2) Then, in the search box in the middle of the page. Type 'secular Muslims':

Press return.

3) Iqra! Get Educated!

That's it! You're done!

Repeat the above steps for any similar topic that you know jackshit about, before going on people's blogs and sounding like a moron.

Futhermore, msathyh should realize that under the seemingly innocent black pages of this blog, there are scripts running that tell me exactly who she is. Even when she tries to hide.

For instance, she left me this gem last June under a pseudonym.

"hello Mr.RESIST, whats wrong with you. you think you and HILATH are the only BRAVE people in this country and we all are nuts. what do you think of yourself. c'mon wake up we know the freedom you want to have in this country. Your friend Hilath is already caught-up with narcotics. Is that what you mean by freedom. whenever you feel like you can do drugs. what a shame?? and if I'm not wrong he was the guy who promoted gay sex ...right? what more to expect from you guys. so please keep your frree thinking to yourself. instead of asking others to fuck why dnt you do gay with Hilath."

But of course, msathyh, it is very easy to be brave when you're hiding behind a fake, anonymous identity and shooting off your mouth into the darkness of the internet.

Also.. why don't I "do gay with hilath"? WTF is with you people and gay sex? It can't be normal or healthy to keep thinking about gay sex between males - especially when you're a woman wearing a buruqa (I always presumed the garment instantly made you morally superior to us lowly secular people, maybe I was wrong.). 

Thankfully, we have a registered support group for people who are obsessed with gays.(I even have the membership form here.)

But msathyh's already seen this. How do I know? Because - unlike say, me and Hilath - she is BRAVE enough to post another cowardly anonymous comment on that article: 

"Xray (unregistered) wrote:
So in a sarcastic tone you wanna tell us that its only atheists like you, who got big brains. and all the others are nuts. there are reasons to strike against the so called "good Jewish doctors" not because they are not qualified or not because they steal our organs. but simply because they are Jews. simply to strike against their brutality and cruelty on our Muslim brothers and sisters in Palatine."


Ah. Good ole' anti-Semitic hatred from a wannabe pious, devout, modest "Muslim" woman.

Let it be known that there's at least one official in the Maldives Police force that is openly anti-Semitic - and writes about this on the internet, albeit anonymously. This is, at best, a security risk for the visiting doctors and if anybody reading this post is responsible for providing security for the visiting doctors, you might want to keep the Police media officials at a distance. 

But msathyh is right. I do consider tolerance and the ability to respect others as a sign of intelligence and maturity. On that scale, I do rate a lot of secular Maldivians way higher than self-righteous pricks who think worshiping mullahs and hating Jews comprises a religion.

During my days of blogging, I've seen plenty of filthy comments and threats. I've also patiently accepted the invasion of my privacy by the "intelligence" agencies. It is after all, your job to listen to the Taliban that runs the government.

But it crosses a very sacred line when a Police media official goes beyond her call of duty and starts to harass citizen bloggers - during her work hours.


msathyh@hotmail.com has send me the abusive, derogatory messages from the above IP, which I have traced to the Maldives Police Service.

When did "To Protect and Serve" become "To Harass and Intimidate"? I severely condemn this kind of harassment from the people sworn to protect and serve me. 

I usually welcome criticism - and I have published comments that are far more threatening, slanderous and abusive from equally anonymous people. But I want to make a point here that I hope msathyh would understand. It is very easy to criticize and abuse people while hiding in the shadows, but very difficult to actually be at the receiving end of it all. She must try and realize that I do not particularly enjoy having to deal with her sort of people - and that blogging using one's real identity in a Taliban-state like the Maldives takes just a little more courage than she imagines.

Also, it is extremely unprofessional of her.

I'm a quiet introvert in real life, and I'm usually very protective of my privacy. That has been torn to shreds thanks to this blog and the racist, intolerant nitwits that sometimes visit it. And it's not a good feeling.

I do not expect an apology. But I do expect the Police service to take steps to keep their personnel in check. You see, I do not mind you snooping on me, or reading my emails. But when you start harassing me anonymously, you have another thing coming.

I hope the Police Service takes some time - maybe a cheerful get together on a Thursday afternoon - to educate its personnel that the electronic pages of my blog are stored on a Google server somewhere on the Internet - in a whole other country. 

They actually have to open a web browser, type in the URL, click on the post thumbnail, and take the trouble of actually reading through the whole post.. before their tiny, racist, homophobic, anti-Semitic minds could get 'offended'.

Here's an idea, dear lady. Don't go through all that trouble when you already know your morally superior self is going to be "offended". 

And if you've already gone through the trouble of opening my website, how about when you read something disagreeable on my blog, just press ALT+F4.  I hear that works. You could also click on the tiny 'x' mark on the top right corner of your tab/browser window. Problem solved.

Over and out.

~Peace!

Monday, December 06, 2010

Sheikhs, Lies and Videotapes

Just last week, the state Minister for Islamic Affairs said that he 'does not believe' there are any Al-Qaeda terrorists in the country.

To quote Minivan News: "Although stressing his belief that the country has no Al Qaeda-style organisations, the State Minister said it was important to counter and not give any opportunity for more radical, extreme forms of Islam to take root in the country."

Aren't we glad to hear that? Not only are there no terrorist groups in the country, but this brave defender of the faith is right there on the frontlines to prevent radicals and extremists from ever taking root. In other words, Relax citizens! Everything is under control. Bruce Shaheem Wayne is on the job.

But wait. What's this? Oh no. Wikileaks reports that in fact.., Al Qaeda IS very much active in the Maldives.

 
My spidey sense is tingling.

This is by no means an isolated incident. Just this September, Minister of Islamic Affairs Abdul Majeed Abdul Baaree saidThere are no hard-core terrorists in the Maldives. There are extremists, but no terrorists”

Yes. Really. The bomb that went off in the Sultan Park was placed there by a pair of hyper-dimensional pixies with broken compasses.

And Moscowge' Ali Jaleel alias Musab Sayyid - one of the dozens of Maldivian mass murderers who have killed humans in Pakistan and Afghanistan - is simply a figment of your imagination.

Pictured above: Your imagination

The Maldivian Jihadi websites do not exist. The training camps do not exist. The weapons they've smuggled in do not exist. The posts written by liberal Maldivian bloggers clearly warning about these dangers in great detail do not exist.

Either Shaheem and Baaree are the two most naive homo sapiens in the entire Milky way, or they are just accustomed to routinely lying through their teeth.

I demand to see this man's dental records.

Someone must be proud of this bearded duo, for so steadfastly adhering to the two overarching principles of Wahhabism - swaggering denial and crude lies.

I never knew the self-conferred title of 'Sheikh' was a divine license for these ministers to lie to our faces about the greatest threat we face in our country - Islamist fundamentalism. It bothers me how pig-headed denial of reality is second nature to some of these self-righteous mullahs.

There are no terrorists... There are no oppressed non-Muslim dhivehin.. secular Maldivians are going to steal your religion.. the Israelis are coming to harvest your organs.. the Jews are your mortal enemies.. the whole world is a CIA conspiracy.. word by word, brick by brick, they're building the delusional world of lies within which their fanatic followers reside, carefully insulated from facts or reason.

And those delusional worlds are ultimately what become full-scale terrorist factories.

So pardon me if I snigger when Shaheem says he wants to deny opportunity 'for radicals and extremists'. His party, his Ministry, and his ideology will be the direct cause of several more innocents' deaths in the coming weeks and months while he's busy 'defeating' radicalism by lying about it.

~Peace!
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