The Joy of Self-Flattery!

My astounding mood swings leave me more confused than ever! I feel like a thermometer tilting alternatively between heaven and hell (assum... Read more »

That Run-over feeling...

I feel run over by the metaphorical truck. *twitch!* *dawns* Hey! I'm metaphorical roadkill! ~ Read more »

Shocking!

Attention Men of the world! If you're likely to bring dishonor to the village folks of the Indian girl you're dating... think long -... Read more »

*twitch* *scratch**scratch* R-r-r-rip! Read more »